First Two Days of a Long Week Rotation.....

I really love having to explain common sense to people. Sometimes I really wonder what percentage of the population still has any. For instance, "No ma'mm, the officers cannot force your 40yoa cousin to leave her house and come live with you just because you think she'd be better off with you." I mean there's probably a reason she doesn't want to come with you, I'm thinking you're probably pretty annoying since you openly admit she's not a threat to herself and perfectly capable of taking care of herself, you just want her to come live with you because her mom died and now she's alone....maybe she wants some time alone to GRIEVE! Either way it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know the police can't make a grown woman go somewhere she doesn't want to for no real reason at all. 

Also, if there are bunnies in your yard and you have a dog, 2 perfectly normal things are going to happen: the dog is going to chase the bunnies: that's called instinct. 2, if you try to catch the bunnies they are going to try and bite you. duh. DO NOT CALL 911.

And another thing while I am ranting, if you are going to be rude and trashy to the police, and then you are going to try and run from them/fight with them, then it should not come as a shock to you when you get pepper sprayed/your ass beat. This is not a valid reason to start screaming police brutality. Bet you aren't screaming about how much you hate the police when you get into one of the million situations you want them to come fix now are you? Oh no, then you want them there yesterday and you want someone arrested NOW. right. 

Let me leave you with this:

"Gotham City 911"

"Someone broke into my house and turned my heat up"

sure they did sir. we'll have the police there faster than you can say "I'm a looney!"