Parental Discretion Is Advised.

Now, let me start this by saying, I have just 2 days ago vowed to stop cursing. I will fail at that task for this blog: [there will be lots of offensive language so either love it, don't read it, or get the hell over it :) ]

Caller: OMG OMG OMG GET THE POOLICE OVER HERE  MIKE IS BEATING THE FUCK OUT SHANAYNAY

Dispatcher: Ok ma'mm what is the address?

Caller: It's over here at *insert location* HURRY UP JUST GET THA POOLICE OUT HERE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Dispatcher: Ok ma'mm what apt?

Caller: I mean I dunno shiiiit. JUST GET THE POOLICE OVA HERE FUCK HURRY UP I MEAN SHIT

Dispatcher: Ma'mm I need to know the apt number, does he have any weapons?

Caller: I DONT KNOW, SHIIIIT FUCK HE IS BEATING HER ASS I TOLD YOU SHIIIIT

Dispatcher: Ma'mm can you see them?

Caller: SHIIIT FUCKKK JUST GET THEM OUT HERE

Dispatcher: Ma'mm I can do two things at once, they are coming I need to know the apt and I need to know if he has any weapons.

Caller: SHHIIIIIT I DON'T KNOW! JUST GET THEM OUT HERE FUCCCKK

[this continues for several moments, we'll fast-forward to the good part, also I am paraphrasing but this is really how this woman was talking, and this next part is a direct quote]

 

Dispatch: Ok ma'mm I need you to answer my questions, is she going to need rescue?

Caller:We'll what am I calling you for? SHIIIIT FUCKKK *best part* I THOUGHT YOU WAS A 911 LADY?? SHIIIII FUCKKKK